Beyond the fence Begins the sky.

Oh the joys of a filler class.

This time, it wasn’t me bashing my head on the keys!!!!!! This time, it was me mashing my fingers on the keyboard out of joy. HALLELUJAH I AM DONE WITH AP UNITED STATES HISTORY. DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE.

I’m done :)

Sometimes, I imagine that there is this hole in the universe and that hole is God. It’s a hole that’s in everything—in the back of each and every one of our brains; in our ways of thinking; in that gap between believing and wanting to believe; in the way that every philosophy has a fault; in the way that there is so much unknown. I also feel like every now and again, that hole gets bigger when we get closer to the truth. I think that God doesn’t want us to get closer to the truth because he is the hole in the universe, the whole of the universe, and getting close means he gets smaller in some way.

If it was known that God was real, and furthermore that there was only one right God, one right religion, and everyone else was wrong, would anyone still want to worship? Would knowing there was only one right way unite the world in a final common thing, or would it tear us apart?

An aching part of me thinks it’s the latter.

Actually yeah. Yeah, I probably have.

I just have to think… a week from now I’ll be in sunny, warm Mexico.

Oh hi. Sorry, that was just me bashing my head on the keyboard. Perhaps a self-induced concussion would be a good way to get out of this damn essay?

And I hate group projects.

Peace!

ameliaelizabeth:

A koala is sitting in a gum tree… smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says “Hey koala, what are you doing?” The koala says “Smoking a joint. Come up and have some.” So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says that his mouth is dry and he is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans to far and falls into the river. An alligator sees him and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard “What’s the matter with you?” The little lizard explains to the alligator that he was sitting smoking joints with a koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while having a drink. The alligator says he has to check this out for himself and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks and says “Hey you!” The koala looks down at him and says:

“Shit dude…how much water did you drink?”

:)